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Robo Slug 2 Robo Slug 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

fuck

don't you think the third boss should've been ground-based granted you gave the little grenade gun that only blows up on the ground in that level. i'd been using green lasers that level and ran out during the boss. the #1 weapon didn't do shit.so i had to quit, otherwise i would've been at that boss forever. WEAK!

cool game though



Tchaqui Nouris World Tchaqui Nouris World

Rated 4 / 5 stars

oh man

i haven't written a review in a long time, and i don't intend to now. i just wanted to say this game was pretty fuckin comical. i've never been a fan of that whole chuck norris being funny trend (which doesn't seem to be dying), but this game was so well contrived that i am almost a fan. that mario kart part was hilarious. if only there WERE a character in those games that just knocked out other characters because of brute size and force. and i feel sorry for the kids who are saying "it's CHUCK NORRIS not tchaqui nouris!" i'd like to think they're kidding, but who knows....some kids are that dense

for everyone but you: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES NEED TO STOP



Grammar Ninja Grammar Ninja

Rated 3 / 5 stars

the thing is....

you confused a lot of verbs with infinitive phrases....which are nouns. for example (and if you've already realised this, don't read on): to fuck <--fuck is not a verb in this sense; "to fuck" is a noun. to read, to learn, to inquire, to quiz <------those are all nouns. look it up. just as adding ing to most verbs turns them in to gerunds. "I enjoy critiquing." <-- critiquing here is a noun. it's also a direct object, and, as you oughta know, verbs cannot be direct objects. you can't love a verb. you can't hit a verb. nah nah nah. there's a lesson for you. remake your game, and on master level, make it to where kids can't win.



Black Sheep Acres Black Sheep Acres

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

fun

well tell that last kid his cousin's an asshole cuz this game was fuckin fun. shame i tried out the tractor. IT WAS A WASTE! it's all about the turrets for the entire fuckin game. if you have the money, buy a turret and stick with it.



Turbo Heavy Metal Spirit Turbo Heavy Metal Spirit

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hah....kids

i liked the mouse control. it was cleverly done. just the gauge charging up along with the control. regardless, i was raped by every mode of control. i got no more than 3 seconds in any direction. i don't blame you though; i just suck at videogames.

good stuff. and these kids that think they're fuckin hard cuz they know harder metal are just stupid. death metal's the shit but it's just a bike game.

but now that i think about it...some fuckin deicide wouldn't hurt at all. racing to spheres of madness would totally rape ass. do iiiiiit

and since when is saying "rape" a need for being banned. even metalacolypse says "financially raped" in of the more recent episodes and the word's not even censored.

in spanish, to rape is "violar."
e.g. el hijo violó la hija

the more you know!


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Swords and Sandals Swords and Sandals

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

.......

needs a damn save feature. cuz it's a quick lil game and it's too easy to die



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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

visual masterpiece

badass. next gen shit



Jeeves Volleyball Jeeves Volleyball

Rated 4 / 5 stars

i say!

the game sounds fucking great with the exception of the initial announcer. something's off with the quality of that guy's voice. the intro and title screen had a nice pick of song, but the gameplay music was one of the most overused songs for anything hectice/exciting. the graphics were good and the presentation was amazing. you did, good with that.

AI's way too fucking good. he never fucks up. and the swing of the pan should be quicker because you've allowed the pan to hit the kettle any-which-way it's swinging. if it's behind his head it hits backwards. no one's that perfect.

good game, great in everything i'd say except for the difficulty

peace



Dark Cut Dark Cut

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow

it's like that nintendo DS game....but less goofy (a turn maybe it shouldn't've taken?). this game was damn fun, but as others have said, it probably was too short. vampire though? hah.

great game. great visually, audibly.

peace



HOTD 2 Soundboard 1 HOTD 2 Soundboard 1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hahahah....

there's not much you can do with this soundboard, but it does point out (and well) how fucking stupid that game is...and it makes you wonder if that game was supposed to be funny.

good job?

i guess


0celot responds:

thanks ^ ^
Typing of the dead is sooo much better :P you have to check it out (its a game)