latexinyoass's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[FireWall]

fun enough

surpsingly fun for such a simple game. i just wish...some parts were more challenging. the gun should be quicker while everything else proprtionately upgraded... you just feel so helpless when you're canon moves as fast as a fuckin snail. PEACE

GrimStudios responds:

"you just feel so helpless when you're canon moves as fast as a fuckin snail"
exactly why parts were challenging. :D clever, right?

[Mini activities]

scrubs?

was scrubs the theme or not? either way, that was absolute garbage. it ruined my day.

Mr-manson69 responds:

Wow, i achieved that much? I am proud of myself now, thanks :)

[Antonio Desperado]

burat from da ali g as a newgrounds author?

every last murder in this was as gratuitous as the last. and the foreigner who made this has such horrible english. it was the funniest, worst, best game ever (aside from warbears). i love this shit. and you don't have to start all the way over when you get killed for no reason at all. GOLD! (a very very impure gold, but gold nonetheless) PEACE

[Warbears]

i hate you...

for the making the most insignificant overlookable instances worth so much! i forgot to shut the door to the restroom so it never destroyed the floor and lucas isn't smart enough to do it himself, so everything's ruined! you fuck! amazing game though....aside from that. PEACE

[Veteran]

wow...

i would've given it a "5.00/5.00" but there's such a thing as DRAW DISTANCE, you fucking bastard! how was i supposed to know there were baddies ahead when i can't see shit!

despite that unbearable flaw, this game was stylistic as HELL. one of the best flash games of all time possibly.

blown away..

[Orb pickup]

hey

too hard, not very fun, but very unique mechanics. PEACE

[Corpses of the III Reich]

silent hill meets blood rayne?

this game's not bad. it's got good controlling mechanics, it has a good dark vibe, it has cool weapons, cool missions and such. cool stuff. but the randomly appearing face pop ups for "shock horror" was absolutely fucking STUPID and VERY lame...but it still scared me twice. i wouldn't pay 14 bucks for it, i think you...foreigners (from your unspecified country) are a lil off there...this should be a free flash game. PEACE

[Lust For Rust]

what.

......pretty pointless....and too hard for its own good.... not much fun either

[Evil Cricles of Doom]

WHY!!

the music made the game great. it was hilarious, but WHY don't you indicate where the crazy fast balls are gonna be before the level starts. there needs to be a starting point, you lazy bastard! AHH! and you should be able to return to checkpoints when you lose or whenever you feel like pressing "end" or "home" or whatever

[Create a salami charakter]

excues me?

this isn't a game....