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[The Hollow Forest Demo]

exactly

how the shit ARE you supposed to "win"
you run around starving like you're fuckign morbidly obese.
what the fuck? ruthlessly pointless
how do you like that shit^^^^^^^

but in all honesty, the game engine's cool. but the game itself is hardly a game. how long can you pick apples and take water bottles out of the garbage!
latex!

PEACE

[Kingdom Fire Demo]

hell no

this game's OKAY. it's too easy, and repetitive...
and what was with the ending "you did what? oh well..that's pretty cool." END.

the leves were weak and bland. and it needed a map. the levels were pretty big (big and boring).

my favorite part was the magic system. that was deep enough and fun.

the weapons and armor were too accessible. too many spells. too many paper spells. too much extra junk.

aghhhhhhh

peace

Nemo responds:

This version is really watered down. Unfortunately I had to do so to get this game submitted by today. I definitely will have better looking levels and more developed story in the next version. I have already updated the game to include a map and I've updated the item drops a bit. Thanks for the constructive criticism!

[Ostrich Jump 2]

burnout? what??

i hate this game! nerve wracking bullshit. i just....FUCK

peace...(maybe)

[White-Knight]

FUCK yes

that game was hilarious. it was so....purposefully devised. i mean you can't make something that stupid and funny on accident. the whole squiggly bullshit graphics and the blood and the insane gratuitousness of it all. it was fucking awesome. the damn king had a MACHINE gun.... and princesses were falling from the sky to just die in such excess. it was awesome.

my only beef was the way you made battle almost optional. on the last level before the king, you don't have to fight anyone. i got beat up when i wasn't looking at the screen so instead of sacrificing anymore health, i just walked through the whole level...and i fought one guy which caused the spawning of another dude who i also just walked away from until i beat the level, and got an A. fix your rating system...

everything else was funny as shit or just straight up fun.

damn good job
peace

[Max Mesiria Chp1 RPG]

can't wait for the next

that a was a great game. my only qualm with it being it was a little too difficult. that's the problem with these fucking single-person-party rpg's, they're too hard and not as deep as multiple-person-party rpg's; kinda linear in terms of what must be done: fight, heal, fight, heal, heal, fight, speciallll!

but yeah. when the first battle started i was blown away. most flash rpg's and clunky, stupid, basic, and slow. this was none of those.

good job
peace

SnailsAnimation responds:

thank for playing!

you are right its a little dificult it is that way because our first chapter was some kind of test cause its was our first time programming anything
so its kinda short.so we compensate by making it a little tougher

chapter two will be longer but you will be on your own too, in chapter 3 we will start adding characters (the story goes that way)

i thank you for your critiques

and excuse me for my sometime bad english coupled with really bad typing skills :)

[Springbot 2]

damn

it's not bad. it's just so new and different that it's almost too hard to play. good game.
peace

[Project Lancer]

come on now

speed up the game! and why's the music so depressing?

[Gun Knight]

hah

hahahaha. this was the most ridiculous fucking concept for a game ever.

i do like the look and style of it though....well the gun at least.
the other graphics were just some recycled bullshit.
get with it! go all cartoony or no cartoony

Godlimations responds:

ahahahah! this was such a funny review, I couldn't help but to laugh very a lot.

yes very true, concept was lame to the max, but hey! its got a good gun ey!? =D

graphics? Recycled? well... someone is a bit obsessed with my works.

[Warrior Prince Game]

fix!

fix your fucking jumps! the fucking guy can't jump more than an inch! he fucking misses every ledge continuously and it just substracts from the time! FUCK! beyond that, the game's kinda cool

no peace
just vexation

[RE : The Second Nemesis]

good

it was fun, but you should've put more options. maybe alternate endings, alternate events, or even alternate dis dig.
it was kinda too short. why the fuck did i need the map if you weren't gonna make me use it. you're lucky it was easy, fun, and mildly comical.