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[HOTD 2 Soundboard 1]

hahahah....

there's not much you can do with this soundboard, but it does point out (and well) how fucking stupid that game is...and it makes you wonder if that game was supposed to be funny.

good job?

i guess

0celot responds:

thanks ^ ^
Typing of the dead is sooo much better :P you have to check it out (its a game)

[Ultimate Goal]

whoa

this game's nuts....

but why you felt the need to include an element of violence is beyond me....

always games have had the player avoid obstacles, but now....the obstacles are manipulable cuz we all know soccer balls have no control beyond physics. it's GENIUS in such a who-gives-a-shit kinda way. SUCCESS!

peace

CorkySurprise responds:

Thanks for the 8, but

'why you felt the need to include an element of violence is beyond me....'

I'm lost...the ball deflates, explodes, and falls down a hole.

Violence??

[Gamma Bros]

qualm

they can't be brothers!!! one's white and one's black!

pixeljamgames responds:

Yup, and they are totally brothers, by blood. They only share one parent though. More will be revealed in Gamma Bros 3 (if we can manage to make it happen in the future. It will be awesome. Please donate!!). Gamma Bros 2 probably isn't going to get into this part of the story..

[NSG006:Timing-based shter]

wow

i like i like. the crappy animations worked well with crappy but nice lookin explosions. cool idea. i like how you coupled the simplicity of the gameplay with simple ass graphics.

PEACE

LuckyLollipopLad responds:

Cheers man.

But... crappy animations? Don't you just mean simple? Or limited frame?

It can't be crappy if it's nice lookin... :-p

Glad you liked it.

Thanks for the specific praise. Maybe you could have mentioned how far you got - your score?

I give your review 6 or 7/10

[.:FISHY:.]

fun enough

i don't know why you added that mario sound...but the rest of the music was amazing; it fit like a mother fucker. you've done well with the sound. the rest of the game wasn't special, but these sorts of games are always fun. someone needs to make one where you're a fuckin fly...eating thusly and getting bigger, and there should be a slightly different physics component...

Dogzin responds:

well mine has difficulty settings but thanks for music comments

[Battle Pirates]

hi

it's got glitches...
and extra weapons seem too unnecessary

peace

CorkySurprise responds:

You gave Jeeves Volleyball a higher score than this :/

[James Bunny]

hm

pretty but it's got stupid controlling.

not laptop user friendly. fuck

Edvin responds:

Oh yeah, must be pretty hard on a laptop, sorry about that, I didn't really think about that =(

Well thanks for the review man!

[Uber Pool]

wow

this game was the SHEEIT
all novel unique and revolutionary as the...sega cd?
i just wish it wasn't timed and the stick control was more...controlled.

FUCK yes

PEACE

Jiggmin responds:

If it wasn't timed, it'd be too easy. (In my opinion at least) Thanks.

[Easter eggs in danger!!]

what the fuck

i don't know why i gave it a 5/5 but this shit was genius. fucking....YES

theromantic responds:

Thanks!!
You are a genius for giving me a 5!! :D