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[FPS in Real Life 3]

fun enough

it was a good idea but the game was a bit limited. you needed more of your friends to come over to act as bad dudes. i was shootin your poor friend over and over again. and that last dude....hopping around your car like that. that wasn't smart fighting. and who was he? "i'll change." we don't know the fuckin guy.

cool stuff. nice looking pistols

peace

[4Rumble]

hell yes

it'd be better if there were more stages, but this game was fuckin awesome. mostly the style and graphics.... but SHET man. good stuff. the music and sounds got really annoying, but....it kinda fit the akward style. great lookin clay figures (or whatever the fuck they were)

[Nimian Hunter]

wow

the prey banging against trees and breaking free from my lasso was a little annoying, but this game kicked ass... it was so epic (but so inapprpriately short).why was there so much land when you probably traverse a third of it...? unless i just didn't realize i crossed the whole earth...

regardless. cool ass fuckin game

PEACE

[Submachine 02: Lighthouse]

yes

great game but i never found the code for the left door puzzle in the silverish rooms.... yeah...that area. i love when the phonograph stops the cricket ambience and turns to the silent hill sounds. that made the game. i liked submachine 1, this one's just as good, but i really didn't like the sewer part...nothing spooky about it, not much creepy, just drudgingly long and needlessly confusing. aside from that, it was cool... secret rooms, secret orbs, etc. good shit.

peace

[Die Hero! The Monster Sim]

way....WAY....

too hard. i couldn't do shit. UNLESS once you kill a hero, you automatically collect his loot. i couldn't do anything right but die

peace

[Streets of Valhalla]

hah!

i fucking HATED the main theme song. the game was fun and addictive. MAYBE a little too easy.... but it was a fun fuckin game

PEACE out wangster

[Black Dragon Phase 1]

good show

did you steal your music from twisted metal black? if you did....it was a good idea, cuz it made your game kick ass.

i could NEVER beat that fucking guardian until i remembered to upgrade my magic... and when i did that, i thought the boss was a little TOO easy.

good game
and i'm really waiting for the next episode (hey ay ayeeyay)

[Ultimate Goal]

whoa

this game's nuts....

but why you felt the need to include an element of violence is beyond me....

always games have had the player avoid obstacles, but now....the obstacles are manipulable cuz we all know soccer balls have no control beyond physics. it's GENIUS in such a who-gives-a-shit kinda way. SUCCESS!

peace

CorkySurprise responds:

Thanks for the 8, but

'why you felt the need to include an element of violence is beyond me....'

I'm lost...the ball deflates, explodes, and falls down a hole.

Violence??

[Stickman Madness]

!!!

i was a girl??? no wonder i died so fast. BOOOOO (5/5)

[Virtual Police Stage 2]

WOO girl

impressive game. i didn't care for the boss; it took way too long.
best part: the innocent fucker who hangs down from the air like a bat pleading that you don't shoot. why the HELL was he suspended upside down.... funny shit -- excellent game